The Young Citizenship Award ceremony has been moved to June 6th. Dan Webb will be attending on our behalf. We would like other members to attend so contact Dan for details. danwebb@wwdb.org
District Convention next is month June 19-22. Jon Rensen will arrange for a hospitality suite at the hotel for Thursday night, so mark you calendars. If you have never attended a convention, this is your chance. Vice Mayor Pat Dando will make the welcoming remarks Friday morning (9:00 a.m.)
Installation Dinner is set for July 11 with no host bar at 6 PM and dinner at 7. The banquet will be held at the Capital Club. Dinner price is $45.00 per person which includes a great selection of food. All selections will be buffet style. If you have not told Phil you are coming, notify him immediately. pgriego@mindspring.com
This Saturday, May 24, at 9 AM is the Membership and Recruitment event. We plan to be finished before noon and we can find a place for lunch afterwards. Their office is located at 16400 Los Gatos Blvd, Suite 200, LG corner at Lark, 353-2125, cell 375 0250.
CONGRATULATIONS TO JENNIFER PATRICK on her new granddaughter, Annika, born at a healthy 8 lbs., 6 oz. and 21 inches long.
Cathy Mills from the S.J. Mercury joined our lunch last Tuesday. Cathy was a member of an Exchange Club in Texas and is considering joining up here in San Jose. We hope to see her soon!
Covenant of Service
Accepting the divine privilege, of single and collective responsibility as life's noblest gift, I covenant with my fellow Exchangites:
To consecrate my best energies to the uplifting of Social, Religious, Political and Business ideals;
To discharge the debt I owe to those of high and low estate who have served and sacrificed that the heritage of American citizenship might be mine;
To honor and respect law, to serve my fellow men, and to uphold the ideals and institutions of my Country;
To implant the life-giving, society-building spirit of Service and Comradeship in my social and business relationships;
To better serve in Unity with those seeking better conditions, better understanding and greater opportunities for all.
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Captains On Deck!
Date
Captain
Invocator
Finemaster
Speaker
Topic
5/27 Gunderson Rensen Hayden 6/3 Nuddleman Brown Posadas Dave Samuels Part 2 of Financial Growth
6/10 Patrick Formusa Rahimi Alisa Neff Make Your Case (Using Technology to Prove Your Point) 6/17 Posadas Gibson Rensen 6/24 Rensen Griego Gunderson
A Touch of Humor
Take your pick, work or prisonIn prison you get your own toilet.
At work you have to share.
In prison they allow your family and friends to visit.
At work you can't even speak to your family and friends.
In prison all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required.
At work you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
In prison you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out.
At work you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go to bars.
In prison you can join many programs which you can leave at any time.
At work there are some programs you can never get out of.
In prison you spend a majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
At work you spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.
In prison you get three meals a day.
At work you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for that one.
In prison you get time off for good behavior.
At work you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.
At work you must carry a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.
In prison, a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
In prison you can watch TV and play games.
At work you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
In prison they ball-and-chain you when you go somewhere.
At work you're just ball-and-chained.
In prison there are sadistic wardens.
At work, we have managers.Courtesy of Humor.com
Dates for Your Calendar
President: Phil Griego; Immediate Past President: Lori Formusa; President Elect: Jerry Hall; Secretary/Treasurer: Rob Nuddleman
Board of Directors for 2001-2003 Term: Bonita Gibson
Board of Directors for 2002-2004 Term: Jon Rensen, Jim Gunderson
Trampoline graphic from Animation Factory
