Through much effort by our esteemed President, we think we have secured a new location:
Our first meeting at Il Fornaio will be on Tuesday, July 23, 2002, at 12:15 p.m. Everyone should attend this first meeting at the new location so we can see if it will meet our needs. Call Rob Nuddleman if you have any questions.
Top| The Sacramento Exchange Club is celebrating its 80th Anniversary on August 20th. We are all invited to attend the celebration. Check future issues of the Exciter for more information or contact Ken Flick at 916-786-7273. The Sacramento Exchange Club expects Gus Parker, the new National Exchange Club President to attend the festivities. | Don't forget about our Associate Membership. Associate members only pay $10.00 per month, plus $15.00 for any lunch attended. This will enable new members, who may not be able to attend luncheons very often, to still enjoy the benefits of Exchange. |
Covenant of Service
Accepting the divine privilege, of single and collective responsibility as life's noblest gift, I covenant with my fellow Exchangites:
To consecrate my best energies to the uplifting of Social, Religious, Political and Business ideals;
To discharge the debt I owe to those of high and low estate who have served and sacrificed that the heritage of American citizenship might be mine;
To honor and respect law, to serve my fellow men, and to uphold the ideals and institutions of my Country;
To implant the life-giving, society-building spirit of Service and Comradeship in my social and business relationships;
To better serve in Unity with those seeking better conditions, better understanding and greater opportunities for all.
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Provided courtesy of www.humor.com
| A few clowns short of a circus | Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel |
| A few fries short of a Happy Meal | He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down |
| An experiment in artificial stupidity | An intellect rivaled only by garden tools |
| A few beers short of a six-pack | As smart as bait |
| Dumber than a box of hair | Chimney's clogged |
| A few peas short of a casserole | Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash |
| Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box | Doesn't know much but leads the league in nostril hair |
| The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead | Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor |
| One Froot Loop shy of a full bowl | Forgot to pay his brain bill |
| One taco short of a combo plate | Her sewing machine's out of thread |
| A few feathers short of a whole duck | His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels |
| All foam, no beer | His belt doesn't go through all the loops |
| The cheese slid off the cracker | If he had another brain it would be lonely |
| Body by Fisher - Brains by Mattel | Missing a few buttons on his remote control |
| Has an IQ of 2 and it takes 3 to grunt | No grain in the silo |
| Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear | Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse |
| Receiver is off the hook | Skylight leaks a little |
| Several nuts short of a full pouch | Slinky's kinked |
| Surfing in Nebraska | Too much yardage between the goal posts |
President: Phil Griego; Immediate Past President: Lori Formusa; President Elect: Jerry Hall; Secretary/Treasurer: Rob Nuddleman
Board of Directors for 2002-2004 Term: Jon Rensen, Jim Gunderson, Brace Newgren